My poor butt. For those who haven't seen me since high school and college...well, it is a little...well, a lot wider than it used to be. LOL. My docs have told me that I still need to be taking the intramuscular progesterone shots...we are going on three weeks and one day of DAILY HUGE shots. My butt is pretty wide; however, I am running out of spots to give myself the shot!
We have to really feel around the "upper cheek" (lol) to try to find a spot where there isn't a knot already. And, that is getting more and more difficult. I am not scared of shots or medical procedures and I think I have a high tolerance for pain...however, I have yelped like a dog more than once in the last week.
Anyway, my butt hurts.
I think I am going to develop a new hobby...peeing on sticks. Just for fun and to relieve my worry-filled mind...I am probably going to pee on some pregnancy test sticks just for my pure enjoyment of seeing that "+" sign, the "PREGNANT" sign and the "=" sign. I have taken SO MANY pregnancy tests and they have all been "-" or "not pregnant" that I think I am going to get a few dozen tests and pee on as many as I can to feel fulfilled! LOL.
OK - enough about big butts and peeing...I gotta get to church.