Wednesday, August 05, 2009

And the shots continue...

My poor butt. For those who haven't seen me since high school and college...well, it is a little...well, a lot wider than it used to be. LOL. My docs have told me that I still need to be taking the intramuscular progesterone shots...we are going on three weeks and one day of DAILY HUGE shots. My butt is pretty wide; however, I am running out of spots to give myself the shot!

We have to really feel around the "upper cheek" (lol) to try to find a spot where there isn't a knot already. And, that is getting more and more difficult. I am not scared of shots or medical procedures and I think I have a high tolerance for pain...however, I have yelped like a dog more than once in the last week.

Anyway, my butt hurts.

I think I am going to develop a new hobby...peeing on sticks. Just for fun and to relieve my worry-filled mind...I am probably going to pee on some pregnancy test sticks just for my pure enjoyment of seeing that "+" sign, the "PREGNANT" sign and the "=" sign. I have taken SO MANY pregnancy tests and they have all been "-" or "not pregnant" that I think I am going to get a few dozen tests and pee on as many as I can to feel fulfilled! LOL.

OK - enough about big butts and peeing...I gotta get to church.


Just Jiff said...

LOL! I did the same thing with the peeing on sticks! We tried for 2 years to get pregnant and when I finally was, I peed on a few more sticks just to see the positive sign!

Sorry about your hiney. Mine is huge now too. I'd love to see you sometime in person. Do you guys live near Benton/Bryant?

Liz said...

That made me laugh out loud! I was at the hospital today and walked by the L&D unit, and thought of you, and I'm so glad I made it back to your blog to see good news! Congratulations!!

Erin Mills said...

I hate to tell you this - but this is just the first of many pregnancy indignities. But you will cherish each one.

Marc and Charity said...

Your butt is not big.

Happy peeing! :)

Nancy said...

You know, there is a song that says "I like big butts, and I cannot lie." The rest of the lyrics may be unsuitable - I don't know them. But a big butt goes along with the pregnancy thing. As does peeing. You may find before too long that when you need to go, you don't have a long time to get to the potty. Have you had morning sickness?